Hosted a small dinner party last week that included three of my favourite things: wine, poker and Thai food. The Thai delicacies were followed by a box of Thai Fortune Rolls.
Now, these are similar to Chinese fortune cookies except they are actually edible. The other main difference is that the fortunes aren’t really fortunes. Some seemed more like mild threats designed to make you question your sanity. Here’s a selection that range from the harmless…
You have a curious smile and a mysterious nature.
…to the funny…
Please someone at work by remaining clam and impartial.
You have so much to be thank you for.
…to the alarming:
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
But this one has to be the winner – if you’re not already trying to keep ‘clam’ despite concerns that you are in fact a schizophrenic, this might just tip you over the edge:
If the enemy is in range, SO ARE YOU.